He sighed, a little disappointed still not to recognize anything. The adjoining bathroom was the same. He didn’t see much of anything at all that be...longed to a man in there. Hell, he didn’t even see any condoms or proof of birth control pills in the medicine cabinet. What did they do? Practice the rhythm method? Maybe they didn’t have to worry about it. Maybe they couldn’t have kids. Maybe they kept those things in a drawer beside the bed. ‘Um, Luke? I forgot to ask…’ He jumped at the sudden. You borrow it from a bank,” I told him.“Who the hell is going to loan me that kind of money? Christ, I’m just a bartender at a biker bar!”“And that’s all you’ll ever be with that kind of attitude!”“Fuck you, Buckman!”I laughed and leaned back on the couch. “Do you really want that dealership? I mean really, really, bust-your-ass-hard-work-want that dealership?”He stared at me for a moment and then looked over at Tessa. “Are you serious?”“No, are you serious?”“Okay, yeah, I want it.”“Then I know. I could not stoplaughing to save my life. I continue to laugh so hard, tears are comingdown my face and I can feel my chest ready to burst.I continue laughing hysterically as the van closes the sliding door. Maxsmacks me on the back and I catch my breath. I slow down on my laughingand start breathing with a permanent smile painted on my face. We bothturn, and are both smiling looking back at the car. "You are so stonedBarry we were only going about five miles an hour when we crashed intothe. The dildo's natural shape was meant to emulate an average guy, rather than a porn star, so it's not like there'd be a dramatic shift. But what about when I came? Would she feel it? Would it set her off? Or would the unexpected sensation scare her, and keep her from using the toy anymore? As I felt the sleeve contract around me, and the pace of her thrusting begin to pick up, I decided to take the chance, and I hit the switch. Mercifully, she seemed not to notice and continued fucking herself.