"Na gut, also: Mein letzter Freund hat Spaß daran gehabt mir die Brüste abzuschnüren bis sie blau waren. Dann hat er mit einem Stock auf die Brustw...arzen geschlagen. Bis dahin fand ich das alles ganz ok. Irgendwann hat ihm das nicht mehr gereicht und er hat mich an meinen Brüsten aufgehangen. Ich habe teilweise mehrere Stunden an meinen Titten gebaumelt. Dabei hat sich mein Brustfleisch extrem gedehnt bis es wie heute aussah. Er meinte irgendwann das ich langweilig bin weil mein Busen so. “Taliya; please don't do this!” I begged her. I did not want to feel Master’s lash on my healing behind this night. “Hush, Ceres.” I lay there quietly, my pussy feeling her finger worming inside of me, stoking my building lust. “Do you like it, me fucking you with my fingers, Ceres? You look so delicious in your nightgown. I wanted to jump on you, rip your clothes off, rub my pussy against yours.” I began to squirm. I loved the last time we made love, we sisters of the Sapphic. “What about this afternoon?”“I’m not going to stick it in,” assured her sister. “I just want to rub my pussy with it. I’m feeling much better now, anyway.”“Okay but be careful.”“Yeah. Here,” said Cory, handing her the large rubber cock. “You can make friends with Mister Wonderful.”As Cory lay down on her back and spread her legs, Laurie looked at the enormous, flesh colored cock. “I don’t think so,” she commented. Cory had already turned the vibrator on slow speed and was rubbing her pussy lips. - SocratesI was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.- Groucho MarxMy wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.- Jimmy DuranteI have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.- Zsa Zsa GaborOnly Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.- Alex LevineMy luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.- Rodney DangerfieldMoney can't buy you happiness.