Timmy and Mandy were wandering slowly back to the cabin through the woods. Both were now naked carrying their shorts and holding hands.“Timmy I do w...ant to fuck you know “Mandy said and Timmy smiled and said “Well right now I need to crap so I’d better do that first” “Come on then” Mandy said “DO it!”.The path and the woods were warm and totally deserted. Timmy stood on the grass path and slightly opened his legs. Mandy went behind him and stood almost touching has bottom. “I’M going to catch. Each dressed in a large apron. On their heads they were wearing a treukh. (A Russian fur cap with ear-flaps and a back flap.) Their faces were hidden under two large bushy beards (surely false?).?Good evenink!? said one of the figures (Roland??) in a weird foreign accent. ?We are from Rooshia.? (Boos and laughter from the diners, in view of the Crimean War.)?We are vurry warlike people.? (More boos.)?We are master cocks in Rooshia, but are forced to slave in your miserable English. "Me,"mmmm, uhhhh, he is just boy from school."Mom,"is he good looking?"Me,"yeah, I guess, other girls think so".Mom,"oh my god! My baby is growing up. I know his mom, I will call his parents and invite them over for dinner. Im so excited!" Mom ran out of the bath naked, with her big tits bouncing all over the place, and ran staright to the phone, hitting a table along the way. I was left in the bathtub regretting what I got myself into.That night, Tyler and his parents showed up. I hadn't. Kyle was an okay bro, right? I mean, at first. Bro doesn't wash the dishes when he's supposed to, so they pile up and then I yell at him and maybe it gets done. You don't even want to see the toilet. He borrows my stuff ... like, a lot. One type of thing in particular, which is where this story starts.So I walked into my apartment with Kara, my on-again, off-again girlfriend ... well, maybe not girlfriend ... we fucked, y'know? Anyway, we got in and heard Kyle and his girlfriend Stacy going at.