‘I can’t believe that we’re finally here,’ she said, bending her legs towards her chest and then stretching them out again. ‘I’m exhausted...,’ I mumbled and then yawned as I rolled over onto my stomach. ‘You’ve been working too much lately. It’s good that you’re here… to relax,’ she added, getting up for a moment to look through some of the material the cruise line had left on the desk. ‘Don’t they have massage facilities on board? And a sauna?’ she asked, leafing through the various documents.. Do yourun very often?" Not like I should." Darn I was hoping to have at least one running partner. But then againthe trail is crowded during the day." I let him fall back as I stretchedout my stride seeing someone interesting up ahead.She was turning off on another trail branch when I caught up finally. Itwas the post commanders daughter. "Hi do you run out here very often?"I already knew she ran every day. "Yeah I run six miles every day. You?" I would if I could. Especially if I had another. Jab pahali baar mene Rekha ko dekha to dekhate hi rah gaya. Maine apani puri life mai itani sunder ladki nahi dekhi thi mai pahle bhi do ladakiyo ko kayi baar chod chuka tha. Per Rekha ki to baat hi or thi. Lambe lambe baal. Patali si kamar. Boob ki size 32 thi. Panjabi dress ke under tenis-ball jaise lagate the. Maine use dekhate hi use chodane ka man bana liya tha. Woh mere school mai mere class mai hi study karati thi. School mai hamari achchi dosti ho gayi. Hum ghar mai sath sath home-work. He says “After I die, will you marry Larry?” She says “But I thought you hated Larry”. With his last breath, he says “I do”.A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says “Hey that’s really neat. Where did you get it?” The parrot responds “In the jungle, there’s millions of them”.A super-hot chick walks into her church and says to the priest “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned”. The.