Burns residence." ..... "Yes Ma'am." ....."Yes, thank you Ma'am," and turned to Jennifer and said, "Mrs. Howells isasking to speak to you, please, Mis...s Armstrong."Whilst Jennifer took the phone and talked with her friend from theSolicitor's office, Anita said to Betty, "I shall expect you to bedressed as you are now when you bring my tea tomorrow morning, but now,run upstairs, take off the cap, overall and matching apron and put on oneof those pretty flowered pinafores for me to see.Betty was. An hour of internet research later, and a short trip to the supermarket,I found myself stood in the women's clothing section. The Lingeriesection. Mainly aimed at older women, conservative and plain in theirchoices, but there were a few more adventurous choices ? reds, blacks,neon pinks. The kinky ones who buy a little something for the weekendwhile buying cereal and toilet rolls. Hands trembling, two voices beganrunning through my mind.One, loud and clear screaming: "This is fucking madness!. “And you won’t be fucking broke college dormies anymore.” Up went the other eyebrow. “I like the sound of this, but there has to be a catch,” she asked. “It’s a secret. No one can know about us, so if you blab, you’re out and back to the dormies.” “Sounds fair, not like anyone knows I do this anyhow.” Just what I was hoping to hear. I walked over to her and stuck out my hand. “So, we got a deal?” She took my hand and shook a few times before using it to pull herself up against me. “I. I welcomed him and he went over to Jennie and gave her a nice kiss.I asked how much longer before the dinner would be ready, Jenn said, “About twenty minutes.”“Wonderful,” I said, walking to the high tech piano.Without any flourish, I began to play an instrumental version of “Almost Like Being in Love,” seeing all the couples holding hands.“Could I please have Janice, Alice, Jennifer Guthrie and Jennifer Chapman ... the original Gold Standard Quartet, please come up. Do you ladies remember the.