Not that she’d paid overly much attention to most of the details; the long and the short of it was that she was needed for one more run – an urgen...t message for the king that couldn’t wait.With a long-suffering sigh – and several colourful Orlesian curses – Leliana took the proffered envelope and climbed wearily back into her saddle. It was going to be a bit of a harrowing ride, with darkness already falling and the rain still sheeting down, but the Commie had even tried to suck up to the bard,. 5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and. Black sheer hose, low-heeled black shoes and a pair of wrist length black gloves completed her outfit... “I look,” Fara had thought with satisfaction when she had looked at herself in the mirror after dressing, “a bit like a bitchier version of Audrey Hepburn.” Her mother would have said that Fara looked like a younger version of herself, which was just what Fara intended.She nodded to the guard to open the door. As she stood in the doorway, Jim looked up, “Phyllis, I...” he began.“No it’s not. God, I hoped so. Josh clicked on the media player and set the porno to full-screen as it started running, and he turned up the sound just a bit. We settled in to watching a pretty standard scenario, guy on girl, and then the doorbell rings. In walks a repairman, and suddenly there are two naked guys and a chick on screen. I look from side to side, and the two are grinning. Will says, "We wanted there to be something for you, too." I figured they knew I was into guys, but I hadn't been expecting.
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