(Becky, age 8)13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fire...d right up her big fat ass... (Julie, age 7)14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drownI don't know. (Bobby, age 6)15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean He knows all about the ocean.What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.(James, age 7)If you didn't chuckle at one of these, you need to find. So after listening to them discussing their every moment behind the bedroom door, and then perhaps going out on a date with my boyfriend, I've been in the habit of coming home afterwards and masturbating furiously in my bedroom. I always have to keep quiet, of course, because I share a bedroom with my sister, and my Nanay (Mom) and Tatay (Dad) have the next room to us. Sometimes I hear them having sex and that makes me feel even more eager to taste sex for myself.Because of the hunger I feel,. Ma’am.”“Please forgive me” I said turning quickly on my back and took my tongue out as much I could.“Ma’am may I please lick you beautiful shoe soles clean?”“Yes you may!” She smiled down at me looking pleased and lifted her foot a bit.I slid under her shoes and started licking her shoe soles. I took long licks at her shoe soles relishing the taste and the smell. How stupid of me. I mean I lick her shoes all the time when she is not there. For some reason, when she comes in today, I offer my. Next to Josephine was Irene Lowson. Irene was an athletic girl and was on most of the girls' teams at the school. Anything from hockey, football through to tennis and athletics – Irene seemed to be above average at most of them.Doug Pavillion and Johnny MacNab were sitting together and already whispering about something. Donnie didn't know either of them well, but again he was aware that they did well in their school results. There was a rumour that the boys were gay, but Donnie tended to avoid.