“She has a major crush on you and has been depressed. Be her boyfriend for a night and make her happy.”“Maybe you can get Deana to pound your pu...d,” Julie quips. I elbow her in the ribs as she giggles.“Or pookie bear could learn to play basketball,” I tease as Eddie sends the ball over the backboard as Julie, Martina, and I are in tears laughing.“My pookie bear is so cute,” Julie giggles staring at her soul mate as I grab my soul mate’s hand.I wake up Saturday morning to go on my morning run.. Soon enough, the pretence of a plot unfolding on the screen had given way to full on, hardcore fucking, the over-the-top gasps and writhing bodies entirely capturing her attention as her hand unconsciously began to stroke across Draven’s stomach, her finger trailing along the waist-band of his jogging bottoms. She heard his breath hitch in his throat. Looking up, she was surprised to find that his eyes were not fixed on the screen as she expected, but that he had caught a glimpse of her. While I never made it obvious, it's fair to say I found Wade (the young guy in question) sexually attractive but at 50 years of age and despite the fact I consider myself in good shape, I am a realist and didn't expect for a moment those type of feelings would be reciprocated. I simply assumed he was being nothing more than polite. However, the more we chatted the more he seemed to come out of his shell and it wasn't long before I found he appeared to enjoy flirting with me. Of course flirting. Its original green colour had long been augmented by grey primer around the guards, sills and bonnet. On the sides I had painted 'Black Sabbath Birmingham Rocks'in large black gothic script. It was the sort of thing you did in those days.Needless to say, it made the van somewhat distinctive. Upon reflection it wasn't the most tactfully illustrated vehicle to take to a Christian camp.The Volvo had a considerable height advantage over us and Nan's reputation would have been better served if she'd.