He did warn me he had a girlfriend that came over from time to time. 2 days after I moved in, she came over. They went in his room and anyone can gues...s what they were doing in there, unless he was giving her the best massage of her life. As time went on, his girlfriend Jenny came over more and more and of course they had sex more and more, and let's just say, they didn't know just how loud they were.“Well, I suppose 'Congratulations' is an order Jake,” I said to myself.Well it seemed he was. I have changed the title and up-dated it to reflect Current Events. I hope my Consistent Readers will enjoy my attempt a Dark Satire.DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction; I do not condone any of the actions described in this story. All aspects related to real life persons or events is strictly incidental. Attempting the following Inc(e)stual Acts in real life is Ill(e)gal and Immoral… unless you wish to spend the rest of your life in prison becoming Bubba’s Bitch, I strongly suggest you simply. When I returned home I went to Audrey's bungalow and she commented on my sunburnt face. She said that the weather on the campsite must have been very good. I told her it was and I was brown all over because Id been on a nudist beach. At that she asked me if I would show it to her. "Id have to be naked to do that, Audrey, and perhaps I shouldnt undress for you to see me because you are my sister". "For goodness sake, Peter, I know what a naked man looks like so go ahead and do it". "Ill do it. Maybe life in the city was just that much different than here on a dairy farm. Maybe farm folks were actually more enlightened than city folks about making love or should I say just fucking? How would I know with no prior experience?[Lilly routinely took me to town to hone my sales skills in convincing possible clients to use me on the spot, it was compelling it seems]It was alluring to hear people might think I was awesome. Me, naked guy with a young ego, penis hanging out all the time.