Don't laugh, folks. I know what you're thinking. It's pronounced Foo-ka-MENS-tou, not Fuck-a-MENS-toe.Anyway, yesterday was the anniversary of my seco...nd and current marriage. I've never, or rarely, been so happy in my life as this past year. It's a total turnaround when compared with my first marriage. Nevertheless, I never could have believed my happiest anniversary could be so disturbing for me. But that's something to be told later on.My first marriage had never been really enjoyable, other. "I'm getting so tired of this," she said angrily."Well, don't do anything stupid, just because you're angry," Alice warned."I'm not going to do anything stupid," Kim complained.The girls had to squint in the bright sunlight when they left the library. They were hurried towards a waiting van. Kim was pushed in first, followed by the man, Ahail, Kim had learned from his thoughts. Joyce was right behind them, and gold tooth crowded in beside the tall, slim red head."Go," Ahail ordered, and the. ”You put on your most charming smile and respond. “I'm Ted.”***And so it began. You and Claire hit it off immediately. You could tell you were something of a novelty for her. Someone completely different than the men she usually spent time with. You had the feeling you were just the right guy at just the right time. Lucky you! And there was an instant physical chemistry as well. You were comfortable around one another. You would stand close as the other took their shot, she would playfully push. I couldn’t control myself in the morning when I saw your cleavage. Please don’t be angry at me or don’t tell anyone about it.”I told him to calm down and I said it’s ok and natural and I will not tell anyone. He asked me why I wore that stained bra and came out? I replied I was just teasing him.He said, “You can’t even imagine how much I had to control myself watching you like that. Every time I look at you, I lose my senses and I am not able to control myself.”I said to him, “I know you were.