“Oh shit! What do we do?!”Instead of responding, I shoved Shcooks off the side of the bed and threw my comforter down to cover her. I then rushed ...to retrieve her fallen underwear and yank it back up to try and hide my still visible erection. As I was straightening back up, Jimmy walked into the room, immediately turning and covering his eyes.Whoa, dude, what’s going on?!”“Um… Well… We didn’t think you were going to show up, so…” I responded embarrassedly.Jimmy didn't say anything for a moment. Two years later, the adopted a six month old boy named Cory. Now, it felt as if their family was complete. They loved the children as if they were thier own. As the kids grew, and their personalities started to develop, it became a disfuntional family. Candice and Cory did not get along at all. Being the older of the two, Candice would take up for Cory. But at times, you would think the two hated each other by the way they talked. Present day, Candice is a 21 year old woman, 5'6",. When we got close, maybe two miles out, we were greeted by a small fleet. There were three ships in the lead and four more that hung back some. All were typical pirate ships, the cross between the medieval cog and viking longship that everyone here used for everything.I don’t want to say that I was arrogant, but we’d been doing this for more than five years now. We’d captured or sunk somewhere close to a hundred and twenty of their ships. Some had been taken into our own fleet, most had been. Again just talk on her part. I wanted that action she kept spouting about.So one day while I was home on a Friday it hit me. I quickly called and reserved a rather nice expensive large suite for the weekend (this always impressed her). I drove quickly to the store and picked up two bottles of champagne plus some patron tequila. Back at home I put the champagne and tequila in the freezer to get it cold faster since I didn't have much time before she got home, three hours at least (best move I.