When Billy got up off of the ground, he just smiled and approached his ball. Brett said Dont leave it short and we all laughed. Billy must have read t...he put for ten minutes, but he finally addressed his ball and sent it on its way. It seemed like forever before the ball reached the cup did a three sixty and lipped out. Billy crashed to the ground while Brett and I were whooping and hollering and really giving it to him good. Anne Marie walked over to him as he was stilled sprawled out on the. “That’s disgusting!” he said. “It tastes like piss!”“It is,” replied the old drunk. “Now tell me how old I am.A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”The bartender poured him a beer.A couple of minutes later, the man said again: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”The bartender poured him another beer.A few minutes later, the man said for a third time: “Give me a beer before the arguments start.”Thoroughly confused, the bartender. Kneeling behind her, he slowly rubbed the lubricant between her cheeks, and across her tight hole. Squeezing a dollop directly above the hole, he started rubbing it into the opening, easing the tip of his finger deeper into her anus on each pass, and renewing the lubricant as needed.He then applied a generous helping to his dick before leaning in and pressing his little head against the target entrance (or, more properly, exit.) He started to push gently, and told her, "OK, love, press back. He moaned and slid his hands into her hair, both letting him watch and giving him control. Once she had adjusted to his size, he started pushing her harder, using his hands to fuck her mouth the way he wanted. She felt a tremor rock him, and he pulled himself out, moving a hand under her arm and tugging her up."No way. Not like this. I wanna come inside you," he smirked as he reached down to her shorts. He tugged them down and left her soaking panties on. Her shirt went next, then the bra. He.