"No, Andy's looking after the kids," she said. My phone beeped and I opened the message without thinking. I'd gone into autopilot after today. It re...ad: 'I can't wait to rip it off you!' My hand was on my lap and Flora happened to glance over just at the exact moment I didn't want her to. I saw her eyebrows go up and I felt my cheeks flush red. The text could hardly be explained away innocently. "Who's that from?" she asked with a smirk and a little giggle. "No one," I said, although I. That’ll keep her busy!???? My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked the dinner, so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm!????Anyone got an owner’s manual for a wife? Mine’s giving off a terrible whining noise!????My wife apologised for the first time ever today. She said she’s sorry she ever married me!????My wife said I needed to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car, burnt the dinner and ignored her all day for no. “Aargh” I screamed very loudly and in pain, wondering how this could be violently painful yet so pleasurable. He kissed me to cushion the scream, his tongue danced around the four corners of my mouth.While his hand was still down there, his lips moved to my nipples. “Oh yeah! I'm going to suck on these like I’m your baby” he said, and in a second I could feel his cold lips on my nipple. He didn’t stop touching me as he sucked on my nipple aggressively.“Fuck me baby, hard, I’m losing it” I. When he gave a slight nod of approval, I began to continue the slow advance of my cock, deeper and deeper into his manhole until my freshly shave crotched was firmly planted hard against his soft ass cheeks. I waited a moment at the apex of my stroke to again allow him to take in fully that a man was now deeply planted in his ass for the first time.“Oh, my God, I can’t believe I waited so long to do this!” he gasped.“Let me know when you’re ready for me to move,” I replied. I didn’t have to.