I was slowly getting to my destination.So when are you going to give birth to a child? You know, I would really like to play with your child.”, I sa...id.She was upset but tried to hide it and said,”It will take some time.”Me: Shruthi, can you help me?She: what? How?Me: all our friends are coming to the party and we want to play some indoor games.She: ok, but what should I do? How can I help you?Me: There is a task of wearing saree for guys but I don’t know how to wear saree.She was smiling as she. I am so sorry I didn't remember earlier, or I would have called the police. When I did remember, I told the apartment manager, but he didn't know who to call, either. In hindsight, the way they dressed and acted should have told me they were up to no good." Why is that?" They all wore dark glasses and gloves the whole time they were here even though it was rather hot that day." I can understand why you are surprised. How are you doing?" Pretty well. It is a little different without you around.". The Moral of the Story?If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.For those who already have children past this age ... this is hilariousFor those who have children this age ... this is not so funnyFor those who have children nearing this age ... this is a warningFor those who have not yet had children ... this is birth controlThings I've learned from my children... (honest and no kidding!)1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house. .. I can't explain. None had a mark on them, but many just cowered as we approached. It was almost impossible to talk to any of them. Nadia muttered that she wasn't the best to introduce us, but that someone named David was not available. It sounded like he was on a ship somewhere.Anyway, another digression, sorry, Willow has said the only thing I can concentrate on is a show, otherwise I am like ... SQUIRREL!Oops, sorry. Anyways most of the men refused to approach, but I guess a couple.