I helped him with class work, especially math, and we were sorta friends. He sauntered over to the two boys, yanked the barrel out of their hands and ...threw it. Better than any shot putter, the barrel sailed 15 yards before striking the ground. He then picked up the surprised teens, one in each hand and hauled them off me. He looked them both in the eyes and explained to them I was off limits. He told them to spread the word. After that, I was safe at school (and everywhere else for that. . 'And then, just like everything else, God explained that toAdam, as well.So, Adam goes down into the valley,across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.Then, in about five minutes, he was back.God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'And Adam said...(YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)'What's a headache?'!!!!!!!!!!!This one is compliments of John:On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One. That way Andrea could change into the dress she and Mom had selected for the auspicious occasion without risking me seeing it and bringing down the curse of God and Satan, too. He and I both were dressed in our Sunday best, even though neither of us ever wore those suits on a Sunday. Walter and I used the time to arrange the final details.Our appointed time at the courthouse was 3:45. My step-dad and I arrived at 3:30 and we waited on benches in the courtroom where the court commissioner. ” Said Sue and leapt up and hurried off towards the Kitchen. A minute later she knocked on my bedroom door and, before waiting for a reply, walked in. I was standing by the sink in my underpants. “You’re looking good.” she said as I turned to take the towel from her. “Thanks,” I replied “I’ve taken up badminton and it helps keep me trim.” I turned back to the sink and started drying my face, I felt Sue’s hands on my bum. She squeezed them gently and I heard her purr. “Sue,” I whispered so that.