I climbed off the train in Chicago only to find to my astonishment that I was indoors, in a huge hall. This place was like nothing I had ever imagined.... It seemed like there were millions of people going in all directions at once. I looked around in bewilderment, and then I heard his voice."Jan, over here!"How he found me I'll never know, but my knight had rescued me again. He told me we'd have to take two buses to get home, and I groaned, thinking of half-hour waits at bus stops. Chicago. She opened her lips and let his prick snap outside.Moving away from him, she got to her feet and gave room to the next woman. Beth drifted down to him, bending to touch her resilient breasts to his dampened prick, then kneeling between his thighs. A fine silken net, her golden hair spread over his legs, scented and tingling with a life of its own, and his aunt brought her softly thrilling lips to his glans."Darling," she murmured, "I can never get enough of your sweet cock, any way I can take. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'The nun faintedTypical Newfie WeddingThis fight breaks out at a Newfie wedding. Chairs are flying and women are crying.The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle.They all are brought to the court house and all you can hear is chatter."Order in my court", screams the judge. "Can someone come up and please explain what happened?"Johnny speaks up, "Well you sees. I remember he was in his boxers. We had been talking all evening and went to get water in the kitchen. Throughout our conversation that day, I noticed he had been flirting with me. He never really did that. In fact, he kind of kept his distance. The flirting may have started because I just turned 18 and he new he wouldn't get into trouble if it went further. We were flirting, talking about kissing. I told him I never kissed a guy and felt anything. He looked at me so seductive, that the look.