I also used to smell the used ones from the laundry bag. They were sort of hypnotic. Probably. Often she found me staring at her cleavage and my hands... sometimes brushed against her body here and there but she didn`t react to it. One day after school I got a porn cd from a friend. When nobody was there at home I turned on my desktop and played it. I got rid of my pajamas and underwear and started stroking my cock. I had little idea that out of excitement I left the main door open accidentally.. "So, if I said that I liked tall men and that I couldn't have a long term relationship for a few years anyway...?Okay, so that was a lame way to try to get something started between us, but Charlie didn't expect me to be any less shy or nervous than he was. It was another kind of those time dilation moments. How would he respond to my awkward attempt to encourage him to make a move on me? I felt like such a dweeb. I watched his face while he pondered my meaning and suddenly his clear blue eyes. .. ✧ ✧ ✧Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. He says, “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want.” The first nun says, “I want-a to be Sophia Loren” and poof! she’s gone. The second says, “I want-a to be Madonna” and poof! she’s gone. The third says, “I want-a to be Sara Pipalini.” St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says. “Sara Pipalini” replies the nun. St.. Khair, ab main saavdhaan ho gya tha ya ye samjho darr gya tha. Maine chupchap piche hattne mey hi akalmandi samjhi.Kuch aur waqt beeta. Thand ke din aaye. Ek raat ko kaafi der se phone aya ki mere jalandhar wale mama ko heart attack hua hai. Mummy papa ne subah subah nikalne ka plan kar lia. 6 bajte hi driver aya aur dono chale gye. Jaate waqt mummy ne kaha geeta 7 baje ayegi, darwaza khol dena. Maine sharafat mey sar hilaya. Ab toh saari nind ud chuki thi aur furti aa gyi. Mauka mila tha, par.