“Let’s take mine babe, is it safe to leave yours here?” “Yeah, let’s go.” I locked my doors and climbed into the passenger side. W...e ended up going to Pei Wei, I fucking love Chinese food. We had a wonderful lunch, he told me all about his 30 something hour drive, personal problems he was having, and the fact that he couldn’t stop thinking about me. He said I was unlike any other girl he had ever known, very feminine but rugged all at the same time. His compliments made me feel good,. Lol. He said it was his birthday and he had a small party and everyone left but he needed some fun. I told him happy birthday and thats why you are dressed like that. We started laughing. I like being loose and unrestricted when i come here. He laughed and said really . I told him never know what happen here so you have to be ready. Then I laughed and step in a booth to change the movie. When I stepped back out he had moved closer to see what movie i changed it to. It was a woman giving deep. This time he was not on a lead.He ran up to the horse and made as much noise as he could.The horse did not move.It looked at him and said"Shut up"Woofles stopped. He did not know what to do now, the horse was supposed to be scared."Hello, my name is Sam. What is you name," asked the horseWoffles thought for a moment, he did not like his real name."Big Teeth The Horse Chaser" he lied,"Why are you called Big Teeth when your teeth are so small," asked Sam.Woofles started to feel silly for telling. "You... were... right... that's... amazing... but... it takes... a lot... of work... to get... there..." I agree," panted Twat, "not your everyday meal but every so often, it's a damn fine treat." Yeah... treat." What next," asked the Captain?"Your turn," his crewmates said in unison.Harry and Margo were making out on the couch when the delivery driver with their Chinese food rang the doorbell. Carol slipped on her t-shirt, grabbed the money and went to get the door.Kelly Culberson delivered.