The prenup was approved under Missouri statutes and would remain in effect. It had been enacted, paid as agreed to and directed, finalized, and docume...nted. Case closed.“Mr. Stone, another thing came up during this proceeding that you need to know about.” The judge looked him square in the eye. “Your license to practice in Missouri is expired. Has been for about three years. I also have a friend on the California Bar, Mr. Stone. You are under a suspension there for unethical practices and jury. I was sure it was a compliment, because I laughed out loud and held my purse high over my head, 'Euros or a blow job'?Did I just offer him a fucking blow job?'Sì perdetevi un pompino', and his hand went down to his pants and started to pull the zipper down, 'Please', he said falteringly, 'a big blow job', he continued.Why is it we always learn the dirty word first when we learn languages?Five minutes later I did the unthinkable, holding the baguette open I spat the contents of his testicles out. When I was eighteen, the twenty-five year old man next door became a newspaper carrier. The papers were delivered every morning and put in his paperbox. The paperbox was filled to the top Sunday morning. I would sneak out in the night Sunday morning to rub in the papers. It was so exciting! There was always the danger of getting caught; it made me so hard and intensified the orgasm. The afternoon paper was delivered about 4:30pm. There was an abandoned garage where the papers were delivered.. "Did you know that she and Steve were divorced?" I asked. The tension in her body increased even more. Although she was pretending to be trying to get back to sleep, I knew that her yawns were fake. I just didn't know why. However, I had a feeling. My gut told me that this was one of those girl-feuds. Women were forever deciding that they didn't like each other. And sometimes it was because one woman didn't like another woman's friends.I was really sure that it had something to do with Peggy. I.