. a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"The man shakes his head...... "No. They're all at the funeral."--A Cape Bretoner walked in...to a crowded local bar, waving his Colt 45 with an 8 shot clip and yelled,"Who in here has been screwing my wife?"A Newfie from the back of the bar yelled back,"You're gonna need more ammo!"WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP, AN ELDERLY COUPLE, STOPPED AT A PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH.AFTER FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT, AND RESUMED THEIR TRIP TO. Jassi bhi happy ki taraha bahut sexy hai abhi usi age 21 saal hai per jab maine use pheli baar choda tha to wo 18 saal ki thi 32-26-32 gora rang 5ft9″ height koi bhi dekhe to pagal ho jaye.Happy ko chodne ke baad ab mera maan tha ki main jassi ko bhi chodu. Uske boobs uski gand jab wo ghar per idhar udhar gumti kaam karti to uske aadhe nange boos aur thumakti hui gand dekh kar to main pagal hi ho jata tha kabhi to mera maan kiya ki main happy ko bolu ki wo ab jassi ko bhi mere liye tyar kare. I want a closer look. Can you blame me?’ Ten heartbeats later, she wrote, ‘No, I don’t blame you. Maybe we’ll meet again, someday.’ ‘Why don’t you come back? You don’t have to live with me. We could start over… take it slow.’ In his heart, he wanted to add, ‘You belong to me,’ but didn’t push his luck. Before she could respond, Tom’s frustration boiled up, and he typed, ‘Why are you doing this? You know how I feel about you. You’re totally being a cock tease!’ He regretted saying it as soon as. “Open your fucking mouth bitch. I see how you're eyeing my thick cock. “I didn't need to be asked twice and without saying a word I opened my mouth wide and wrapped my lips around his huge cock head. “Fuck that feels good.” Greg moaned pushing his cock into my mouth until it entered my throat and then he pushed again pushing his thick cock further down my throat. “Swallow my entire cock, cock sucker.” Sam, Mark, Tony and Jeff were standing around me jacking their huge cocks the same time.