’ ‘Sorry god, mate’ God Sighed. Pauline was complaining of the lack of family values, and He was going to miss the duff duff duuff cliff-hanger.... ‘ok what do you want this time.’ ‘I was wondering, god mate, What the point of us. I mean me and eve, like we’re enjoying it and all, but what are we doing here.’ ‘Well you’re here to look after the garden, taking care of all the beasts that you have mastery and sing my praises for all eternity. You are a cross between charley Dimmock, Rolf Harris and. Renee had a look of shock on her face. “WOW, you must be a special man to put up with that for so many years.” I went on to tell her I am not that special, and if it wasn’t for the kids I probably would have left a long time ago since she has sucked all the love out of our marriage. Renee then asked me, “Why you haven’t ever been with anyone else to satisfy your urges?” I told her that it has been something I have thought about, but because I am not the man I use to be, it is not easy to catch. It never takes long. I learned a long time ago that my situation is not uncommon. Nor is it necessary that I be handsome -- I’m not.When he suggested we get something to eat after the presentation, I thought it was nothing but two coworkers needing to blow off some steam. We’d shared similar meals before and I knew he and I thought similarly about work, even if I didn’t know much else about him. We sat down in a bistro a few blocks from the hotel. We ordered and he looked embarrassed,. Carter can subject me to can be any worse than that.For the first time in our marriage we cuddled together in the nude when we went to bed that night. It was pleasant except that I can’t stop focusing my attention on the hard cock pressed between the cheeks of my ass and thinking that I should insist that he let Sara do something about that.I know. That isn’t a very motherly thought to have. I suppose the possibility that I could harbor an idea like that has something to do with the twisted.