I formed a battering ram spell and cast it at the spider. It was lifted and thrown, or should I say, smashed back from me. It flew across the room. I ...got back to my feet, and erected a shield. Ok, I was safe now."What do you want? Why do you attack me?" I asked it, confused."Hooo, Man. You would come to take our high one from us, again! We will not allow this!" the spider hissed at me."I am not sure where you get your information, but I just came to talk with Svedra. I am not taking him. ‘Sorry, Jonathan, I never told you, several months ago Irene and I spent a night in my room teaching Agnes to masturbate. I assure you we did not touch her, nor she us, but the three of us did spend the night in my bed together.’ ‘I see.’ Jonathan looked more titillated than angry, bless his patient heart. ‘In any event, Agnes, I cannot help but feel I set the stage for something like this to occur sooner or later, particularly while you remain single. But I must say I had not anticipated what. As the Ocean Odyssey approached Kingston, many of the passengers were up on deck to see the colourful spectacle of the ship entering the small harbour.Rarely do tourist destinations live up to it’s promotions but on this day Kingston was blessed with a beautifully clear and sunny day.The ships hull sparkled against a turquoise sea and he palm trees were framed against a blue sky. Seagulls swooped and the locals waved.The captain, in a moment of romance, pulled the ships horns and a deep. Jesus, he thought, his waist was normally thirty-two inches! Where the hell was his stomach and liver going to re-locate? He was getting tired of holding his hands over his head and was about to ask for some relief when he heard a "zip" followed by a click of a second lock."What was that?" he asked."It's the lace lock. The laces are folded inside a sac which is zippered to the back of your corset, within a flap which covers the laces. It's locked shut so you can't tamper with the laces, at.