They can change anything into an argument.Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “...Because women don’t have a wife!”COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit. Different people told of different events. Then from out of nowhere the pilot from Bolivia appeared.He told the story of me dropping the mortar shells out the window of his plane onto the drug lord's home. He ended it with, "I was scared shitless, but Sylvia threw those shells out and cursed. She cursed because we didn't have more mortars. I knew then that it would be alright, because nobody as evil as Sylvia was going to die in a simple plane crash. She is destined for some more heroic death.". Rick was the same size as me only younger 26. I had all of his memory and all of my. I could remember his wedding night with Lisa. She laid sleeping now the chair next to the bed . I could remember meeting myself. Nikkie?? Nikkie my wife? I left the room looking for here. But the nurses keep running back to my room. The doc came in a gave me something to sleep. All I do was dream about everything over an over again . Waking up to Lisa kiss was nice. Lisa is 24 year old 5ft 2in an 130 lb.. " You calling me indecent Dion?" I'm just saying that it ain't right. The boys are at an age when things can get misunderstood." The boys can misunderstand what?" You know Vonnie, things." Things Dion?" Well yeah Vonnie, things."Suddenly I knew what Dion was getting at and almost as suddenly I realized that he had a valid concern.I am a forty-five year old woman with two grown and married daughters. My mother, my daughters, even my grandmother and aunts, along with myself, have never been.