Our parties are legendary, the whole fucking world knows we take drugs, name me a rock band whose members don't take them and I'll tell you all about ...my affair with mother Theresa.The climax in more ways than one of our shows usually consists of the audience singing "Juicy Lucy" arms up in the air, swaying in time to the beat and showing either sexy little panties as their skirts ride up over their thighs, or as in most cases, showing their sweet little cunts!I'd had my eye on one particular. The greatest of these is love. So says the minister."I'll love you. And I'll love you. And you. You. Let me show you. No, really. Stay. Just wait a moment, this robe is in the way. There. Surprise. God tells me to do this when I lie awake at night. I have an announcement: this is how we're going to do it; this is how we're going to show our love, right here, from now on. Join me. You know it's right. Yes. Everyone please stand, and take each other's hands. Do you feel it? Do you feel the person. .. *HWARK*" she ended as beginning another coughing fit.She then walked out the door, a hacking mass of rags. Two men went out after her, knives drawn, but did not even turn as Larcig silently ran up behind them and knocked them both silly with his club."This sounds like... an adventure." Larcig said, the strength of his limbs renewed by the promise of excitement and danger. He headed off into the woods, though he was not the last, as the greedy inhabitants of the bar drew their weapons and. Tumne ye mauka mujhe pehle kun hai diya. Wo boli bhai jab teri jiju mujhe kush rkhate the tab to main mauka ke bare me soch hi nahi paai.Lekin ab to maine ane bhai ko mauka diya hai wo to mujhe khush rakhega. Aur usne apna hath meri lower me ddal diya.Aur boli bhai tujhe maza aa raha hai na. Main bolaBehna teri is kamuk gadrai jwani ka diwana tab se hun jab tu college me padi thi aur maine tujhe nahate huye dekha tha. Tab se maine kewal tere naam ki hi muht mari hai.Usne bola hayeee mere bhai.