Levi and Markus stare in dead silence at him, suddenly being a bit worried at their friend’s mental state. Ethan notices this and opens his arms, li...ke in a “what about it?” pose.“What, I had a bit extra,” says Ethan as he puts his arms back down. Ethan is easily the shadiest individual of the group, being described sarcastically as a ‘man of many mysteries’. “Shit’s expensive, and my ma won’t let that shit go bad like it does!”His mom...of course...she takes some sort of pill to help her out. Even the Granddads and Grandmas were joining in and enjoying the nudity with their families and nobody seemed to mind a bit.There were young and old males and females in all stages of development in the restaurant and out on the streets - all completely naked and all being Totally Nudity Friendly. All the young boys seemed completely at ease with their developed and still developing penises being on full display. The young naked girls also seemed equally at ease displaying their soft downy. "Are.. Are they seriously real???"One of the gap-year students quietly whispered in a scared hushed voice to me, behind my ear which was still ringing from the loud gunfire moments ago."They are for real,"I subtly answered in a hushed whisper of my own,"Just look into their eyes, only retail workers dressed up as elves and forced to work around the Christmas holidays can possibly be more dead inside than zombies!" Fuck it. Shoot them."Another dressed-up elf shrugged casually.Rapid gunfire. "Married?" she said in astonishment, “Getting married? Wow!”"And I want you to be my bridesmaid," Annie said."Does that mean I get to have sex with the bride?" Ooh, yes,” Annie laughed."And the groom,” I added. “But right now I'm going to run a bath. I'm hot and sweaty." Ooh, hot and sweaty… sounds like you've been up to something,” said Julie. “Anything I would like?" Only if you're into riding a bike." I laughed,"I'll pass on that, thanks."Before that night, I never thought about three people.
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