I was mystified one night when we were “fooling around” and she kept tickling my ribs so Imtold her to “behave or I;d smack her on her fanny”.... She took,immediate umbrage and I had no,idea what I said till she explained that the word may have stood for backside or buttocks in America, but stood for a different part of anatomy on a female creature. She also used the word “bugger” a lot which Didn,t seem any where near as dirty as it was viewed in America. Not long after we married Imtold Sarah. ” she replied sleepily, and then she jumped bolt upright, “Bloody hell what’s the time.”“Seven of the Clock,” I advised, “Dawn came hours ago.”“And the cock crew?” she demanded“Yes the cock crowed,” I confirmed.“Then us be common law wed!” she declaimed.“Oh excellent that means I don’t have to pay you!” I declared sarcastically.“But I gives it to me mum or will when I gets owt,” she replied awkwardly.“You really should have thought of that,” I replied, “But for now my cock head wishes to renew. He said , there was a silence,... yes I replied I do... good he said so do you like these magazines do they make you hard. yes they do Mr Watson, I heard myself say, me too he replied, and dropped his trousers and showed me his hard cock, it was big, shall we wank together, . I said what about the shop if someone walks in, we could'nt be seen,but if someone walked in they would hear us, but he had already locked the door, he had sat down and was was stroking away looking at the mag. Standing, allowing Jo to straighten, to collect her balance, the fresh pattern of welts across her bare breasts glisten as perspiration beads across her nude flesh. Her lips remaining parted, her nostrils flaring as she rasps for breathe, her face shimmers, her makeup still mostly intact as she quietly stares straight ahead.The silence overwhelming with the onlookers obviously enthralled with the exhibition, myself admittedly into the moment, enjoying the knowledge that I’m also the center of.