"Return, Swords!" I figured this out. I slid my sword back into its sheath. The pastor was grinning widely and said, "You may now kiss." I pulled my w...ife to me and kissed her passionately. She returned my kiss the same way. When we broke away, the pastor said, "I present to you, Marine Master Gunnery Sergeant, Retired, Abraham and Police Captain Millicent Easton!" He began to clap as we walked up the aisle with her arm in mine. Everyone was standing and joined in the applause.Once outside,. Nothing was going to happen. Forget it. The car turned onto her street. My hands visibly trembled and I repeatedly shuffled about as the driver slowed to a halt in the middle of the cul-de-sac and we stared at each other. “So...” we started, both simultaneously mocking some kind of clichéd awkward love scene and genuinely unsure of what next to say. The moment seemed like an age, an age of pulses racing and of hearts beating so loudly the driver could barely hear his radio. She laughed. "Thank you," she said. "That was awesome. It's never been like that for me before." So you weren't a virgin?" I winced as I asked the question, realizing how stupid that was. I had photographic evidence she wasn't a virgin. Oddly, she took me seriously."No. Mr. Peterson, my ninth grade Geometry teacher got my cherry. It wasn't anything like what you just did. I've done it a few other times, but I don't usually let guys get that far with me."I elected not to tell her I had that photographic. Then she pulled my blindfold off and I realized It WASN'T my ex-wife who was working over my prick, It was some man I started struggling but I couldn't get away my ex-wife smacked me hard on the ass and pulled off her nasty panties and shoved them in my mouth, she then told me to quit trying to get up and to lay back and enjoy the blow job I was getting she told me the man's name was Bill and that he was bi-sexual and he loved to suck cock. He was a very good cocksucker and in just a matter of.