David"There is no need for tears. I have been doing some thinking about us. It has dredged up some past memories, which has made me a little agitated.... I feel if we are to continue, then I need to come clean about my past marriage. You need to know what happened and why I am some what gun shy," He said.I looked at him through teary eyes with a confused look on my face.He smiled at me, "Come see what I have to show you."He took my hand and we went into the kitchen. There on the table is a large. During the week, we went golfing and to the beach with them, and I noticed the hot looks the guys were giving my wife and her big tits, even in her conservative bathing suits. On the last night together, the eight of us closed the bar and went back to one of the rooms to continue the party.There was a lot of kissie-feelie going on and I thought something might soon develop - maybe even a wild orgy and I'd finally get my ashes hauled by some new pussy - even if none of the other wives was in my. “Honey, it’s your call. I’ll go along with whatever you want. But I just want you to know it’s only sex. Not like before, when things got out of hand.”“Only sex?” Hell, I really was sounding like a parrot now.“Yes, only sex,” Jill repeated, more than a hint of hurt in her voice, taking my words as doubt mixed with rebuke.I took a deep breath and Jill and I just looked at each other through the medium of Apple’s finest. Our eyes locked together, each with our different thoughts.Jill tried again.. 50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.- When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.MONEY- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.BATHROOMS- A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.- The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be.