I didn't mean to come between you and your husband. Honest, I didn't!" She said as she hugged Marc close. "I'd much rather be making love with you the...n having sex with him."Marc pulled back, startled. "What...what do you mean? You never let me touch you, the whole time we were growing up and I had a huge crush on you, never once did you so much as kiss me!" I was a fool back then, Marc." Titania said calmly. "I hardly knew what I wanted. But I know what I want now. I've always been attracted to. ”“Ohh!”The local gentry were gathered in The Crown, the local pub. Each boasted of how well he had set up his sons. Finally, the landlord broke in. “I have to admit that you all have done well by your heirs,” he said, “but I have made my son heir to The Crown,.”In WWII, a destroyer was torpedoed, and 19 of the crew managed to get to a lifeboat. One of them had an unopened package of cigarettes, but nobody had a dry match. They finally figured out how each of them could have a smoke. they opened. “There is a small gift I have for you there,” he said, pointing to a small unwrapped box. “For me? You didn’t have to?” “I know. I wanted to,” he said matter-of-factly. I opened the small box and pulled away the tissue to reveal a pink Lovense vibrator. “Damn, I’ve heard about these. I think my friend Katie has one.” I could feel my face tighten with a blush. “That’s good to know,” Cliff said with a devious smile. “Put it in and leave it there unless I give you permission to remove it.” I. .. sexiest things I've ever seen!" Chance?" Tanya stared at her husband, unsure if she heard him correctly."I don't see how any man with his wits about him could think it was anything else," Chance grinned, opening his arms to his wife, who came trotting across the room and planted a long kiss on his lips."And you?" Cari looked at her future husband."I don't know," Barry said with another shake of his head. "I still think you're the sexiest thing I've ever seen... but my future brother-in-law's.