Grearson, you opted for marriage in order for the state to sanction your having two children and in doing so, agreed, legally and on oath as part of y...our marriage vows, your sexual activity would be confined your husband and to him only until your children became adults. Your blatant disregard for the vows you made in front of your husband and others, particularly that of fidelity, spread over many years, only came to light when your office manager chanced to enter a normally vacant room and. Tonsil hockey is a fairly good pastime it got best mate out of bed grumbling about false alarms and standing at attention for no bloody reason half the time and threatening to find gainful employment else where. Odette said "would you like me to teach you to listen and feel." Best mate was gone back to where he came from. (Who gave a shit I could already hear) "Well ok" I knew if this turned into bullshit I was going to be out the door no sweat. She took my hand and we walked through the flat. The tea over, Herbie departed, saying he would see her on Monday, and it was nice to have met Gerald, the little van buzzing away intent on its next delivery. “Screws you then our Herbie?” she coloured up considerably, “erm yes well, it has been known, he`s got a lot going for him that old lad, Ernest doesn’t know of course but, well what he doesn’t know won`t hurt him will it…please!”He laughed, “No I won`t tell him, but is there anymore I, or that hubby yours, don’t know about?” She blushed,. Then you walked out on your balcony and looked up in the air. You walkedback into the room and said";"Sorry Fred, pigs still can't fly. When they can, come see me again."James laughed at his bad joke. "Well, I see so much bad writing comeacross my desk, I have to come up with new ways to reject it, you know?"Fred nodded, "I guess you were fresh out of clever witticisms when thathack pitched you the remake of `Ishtar', huh? Didn't that movie costless than the original but managed to lose more.