.. that’s wonderful news!”The nurse said, “From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family member or a very close friend!”“Neither! I...’m Sarah Finkel in Room 302! Nobody here tells me shit.”10 funny random thoughts to about 2016Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!Number 7 - Give a person a fish and. We hadn't signed a contract with Starlight Cosmetics yet, butStephanie was already getting into the spirit. By the time we were readyto head out the door, I looked fabulous once again.Sadly, I couldn't convince Dad to let me drive to the studio. Perhaps heremained worried about me having my own car, and he didn't want medriving all the way up to Burbank, even if he was with me. Or perhaps hewas just scared to ride with me while I learned to drive in heels likethe ones that had been strapped. They had obviously been paying attention as they made sure the seams of the tights were straight and aligned properly, his testicles nestled neatly into the soft gusset and his erection was upright.“ I think we should make a hole and pull his penis through it so he can fuck us while he wears my tights. “ The girls were keen on this and between them they carefully ripped a hole in the tights and pulled his hard cock through, he looked so horny standing there in sheer tan tights with his young. I gave some missed calls on that day . The next day i tried to her number in the evening timeat around 4.30 pm ( as she was going to college ) . Then it was she ( Pinky ) up the call . We started talking to each other . we used to talk for hours together . Then one day she told me to meet for some time . I was afraid of my respect in the neighbourhood , so i told her i cannot meet her around the house. One fine day i made up some guts and gave her a card of love. She was surprised about that.