My ears are NOT handles.6. Extension to rule#5- do not push on the top of my head, do you really WANTpuke on your dick?7. I don't care HOW relaxed you... get' it is NEVER OK to fart.8. Having my period does not mean that it's "hummer week" - get it through your head- I'm bloated and I feel like shit so no, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you just cos YOU can't have sex right now.9. Extension to #8- "Blue balls" might have worked on high school girls- if your that desperate, go wank. Papa wasn’t a very tall man; course I didn’t know that back then. He stood around 5-ft 7-inches and was just a bit shorter than Momma. Both had red hair, but Momma’s was so dark it was black while Papa’s looked more like the rust on that old pickup sitting outside. Seeing Papa’s hairy backside made me feel icky and I hoped to never look like that when I got older. He wasn’t fat, but his belly did jiggle as he thrust into Mom’s rump— And what a rump that one was! My momma looked like a goddess. My fat cock was limp as she began tugging away at my cock; she teased my long foreskin over my thick cock head. My boyfriend laid there motionless, save for his eager tongue burrowing her pussy. She manoeuvred herself down to his cock again, spat on his cock and began trying to fit his big cock inside her ass. She squealed as it entered, then began riding it like mad, fingering herself same time. I stood on the bed to face her and she suck on my cock, by this time it was semi erect (still. He yelped when he felt Allison slender fingers fist his cock and tug him forward.Looking down, he scooted forward to position his body. Allison immediately took his cock in her mouth and sucked hard on his aching crown."Oh, shit..." he groaned.A couple of more sucks and then she pulled his cock free. She seated it at Abigail's swampy entrance and kept her hand wrapped around his shaft just below the head. He pushed in slowly."Oooh, fuck!" Abigail hissed into Allison's pussy.Jack felt his cock.