She told him it was down the hall first door to the left. Just as he walked through the men’s room door he fell into a deep pool and screamed, “HE...LP, HELP! DON’T FLUSH!”Q: What do you call a guy from West Virginia who doesn’t have sisters?A: A virgin.What’s the state flower of West Virginia?A satellite dish.A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.“Son, is your mother home?” The little boy nods yes.“Can I see her please?”. I went to answer it and it was Janice. She came inside as it was very cold outside and and I said hello stranger with a smile as we did not see each other for three weeks. She came up to the living room and I offered her a drink. I made her a rye and coke and we went and sat in the living room. She had a strange look on her face and was smiling. I asked her what was on her mind and she asked me as she rubbed and tapped the front of her pants if I still wanted to fuck her if she had a load of. Penny kept glancing down and if she hadn’t noticed she’d have to be blind. Well I’m glad someone here likes me. Looking me in the eyes she said. You are hard, and with a cheeky smile on her face she asked if she could touch it. Before I could say no her hand was on the head of it and she pushed down, not hard but firmly. Bloody hell! I said. What’s the matter darling? She had a shocked look on her face. Was that nice? You know it was. It felt as though I was having a mini orgasm….. Mmmmm! . I quickly answered, “John, sweetheart.”“Mom, about last night. You know I am not going to be able to stop thinking about it.”I could not blame him. I loved John with all my heart and soul, but what we were doing could not in any way be perceived as a mother’s maternal love for her son. It was nothing more than pure lust on my part, and I imagined on his part too.“I know, Honey. I can’t either.” I admitted.“I need to know where this is going. I will not be able to stop wondering when you will.