Things progressed and my wife got lots of compliments on what an attentive, well mannered polite husband she had and wanted to know where she found me... at and did they have any more. She would wink at me and tell them they just had to train the ones they had. After about 18 months I really started to notice that some of my wife's closest friends husbands had started to act like me and that the wives would seemly go out of their way to rub against me to feel my garter straps or give me a I know. Another test was announced to begin. I grabbed my pencil and prayed to god that I could pass this test and end the semester with a solid D. The room became quiet; the scratch of pencil on paper began to fill in my ears. I looked at the first question and my head began to spin. I held my breath, re-read the question and answered it as best I could.And thus went the entire test. I hadn’t breathed more than fifteen times during the entire test, question after question until I got to the final. You can get back in your bottle now and let me finishcleaning it up."The vaporization process was much faster with a complete lack of fanfare.Jack watched as the genie turned to smoke and disappeared into the bottlewith a slight sucking sound. The stopper literally jumped from the floorwhere it had landed and reinserted itself back into the top of the bottle.No dramatic light show. No drawn out suspense and no fireworks. Just poofand gone.Jack finished washing the bottle and used a little. Do you have the report from your doctor?" I have a report from the school doctor. He is not my family's physician but an employee of the school board. He suggested that I be excused from the usual activities of Phys Ed till I have recovered."The man looked at the long form and saw the comment at the bottom in Latin. Leave it to a doctor to want to tell the world that he is better than the rest of us. I did a double take for a moment, for I was the same way until I took a while to grow up.