Today is Monday and we are both at work, we work together for a telemarketing firm. She lost a bet yesterday and has to do anything I say today which ...she didn’t think was that big a deal till I showed her the wireless Butterfly masturbator. For those of you not familliar with them, this one has a 4′ penis that slips into a woman as well as a vibrator that rubs the clit. After showering I told her she needed to wear a skirt to work and before she dressed I fitted the straps around her legs to. I was riding my moped home from high school when it happened. I was tooling along at about 35 MPH in a 25 MPH zone as any self-respecting sophomore would do, when the pavement simply disappeared from in front of me and I tumbled in head first. I later was told that there had been a water main break that had washed out a hole under the street, and I just happened to pick the wrong time to be riding on said street.I distinctly remember going into the mammoth hole with my head down and my ass up,. “Oh, I don’t do sewing or anything like that. Reading mostly, I play the piano sometimes, but don’t have one anymore. My mom sold mine when I moved out.”“I didn’t know you played, Cliff said you were not that into music.”“Oh, I’m not in a band or anything like that. It’s just for fun really, I’m not all that good at it. But I like to plink when I get the chance.” Finally, it was time to put George down, and Becky sat on the floor next to me as I read another chapter for Georgie. Her hand was. He put them on noticing that they were starting to get a little tight around the waist.He bellowed, “God Damn it, woman! What did you do? My pants are getting tight.”“You need to lose a little weight,” his wife said upon returning with the refilled cup of coffee.“Bullshit I’m the same weight I was in college,” Kyle said.He grabbed his shoes and returned to sit on the edge of the bed. He put his shoes on thinking that it was past time to get them shined. He felt that being a good salesman was.