Which was fine by me, something inside me said, I was dead. Part of me had decided that it didn’t matter whether I lived or died that night. Life ha...d gone sour, problems seemed to be lying in wait for me at all turns. I had just gone through a bitter divorce and no matter how hard I tried I had written nothing of any quality for months. It wasn’t just that it was beginning to look like I was going to have to get a job and earn some money, but I missed the ability to create and entertain with my. “Well, at what point do we just close up and hand it over to the straight Johns of this business?” I asked.“Do you have stock in one of the growers?” he asked.“I looked both directions before I answered. Our shell company in the Caribbean has a new motto,” I informed him.“Well spill it,” he said.“This is actually sung by a sexy chick, but here goes. ‘No stems, no seed that you don’t need, Carolina Gold’s a bad ass weed’.” I sang in my not so sexy voice.Mike laughed. “How much did you buy?”“Shit. ''Showers free.'' she told me.''That was quick,'' I replied.''Don't worry I'm clean.'' she said innocently, boy did I know that wasn't true. ''So now go get dried off and into your PJ's.'' I told her.''That's not what Mom said to do.'' she told me.''And what did Mom say to do?'' I asked with intrigue.''She said we were having a surprise after dinner.'' she replied, ''Well I'm sure that whatever she means by that you can be dried and dressed for.'' I told her.She nodded her head and disappeared. He quietly passed through the kitchen and began to climb the stairs.Just as he got to five steps from the top he stopped dead in his tracks; his mother was not in the shower as he expected; for he could hear her moaning in the bedroom. He listened intently and smiled when he heard, "Aaagh; yes, yes fuck me harder Rob give your mother the fucking she misses so badly!"He continued to listen and as he did so his cock began to twitch and harden; so his mother felt the same way as him and wanted to.