That evening, I went to a nice little Italian place for dinner, and after a few beers, I came home to relax.About 2:15 in the morning, the telephone r...ings. I jump up out of a sound sleep and answered it. "Hello?" I said, wondering who could be calling that late. "Hi, baby," the very drunk voice said on the other end. "Mom, what's up? Are you OK?" I asked. "Oh yea, I'm..." and her phone went crashing to the ground. The next voice I heard was a man. "Mr. #%&$ ? This is Officer Campo. I walked in and you have me a big hug and kissed me. I felt your hand slide down my back and up under my dress. "What are these?" you ask as you feel the lacy panties barely covering my ass. "Panties" I reply quietly. You quickly pull me with you to the couch and sit down and drag me down across your lap like I am a c***d. You pull up my dress and look at the lacy panties. "Do I like you to wear panties?" I shake my head. "Answer me" you say. "No" I quietly respond. With that you roughly run. My party rained arrows on the opposing crew and a plank was thrown over the side to breech the gap between the two vessels. At that point I sprung into action again. I tossed my bow to the crewman who had been attending me and grabbed up my shield and drew my sword. With a battle cry I headed to the gangplank and leapt upon it. A second later I was on the other craft's deck and my sword was striking down pirates left and right. Behind me came Nimue. Within seconds we were both standing back to. " "Aw, gee, willikers! I'll never get my wish! I can't afford any of that stuff!" "LI-SA!!" "Uh, Oh! The grouch is coming back! I'd better leave!" Eb said, raising to do just that. "Can I come with you?!" Mrs. Douglas pleaded. "He'd only track you down!" Eb told her. "Lisa! You're not going to believe what happened..." "I know what that means! It means his lordship is off on one of his eccentric delusions again! Bye, Mrs. Douglas," Eb said, leaving. "And good luck!" Mrs. Oliver Wendell Douglas.