They been waiting the entire school year for prom weekend because the popular myth is that even girls who don’t “do it”, will make an exception ...on prom night. Now this little gem of high school legend has been around since way before even Kelly and I graduated. As anyone with half a brain knows if a girl is going to do it she doesn’t need prom night to get her cherry popped. The guys plans involve getting a hold of some alcohol and few joints and somehow magically they will be able to break. So heck, I wasrelieved. Lock me up good and tight mommy." Jaimie, advice is like assholes, everyone has one, but here's what youdo; the next meltdown, you and all the females of the family, you firstthen oldest to youngest , paddle hir good. One after the other. Tellhir that hir behavior is absolutely unacceptable, slather on somelidocaine or some other local anesthetic, and then lock hir in thechastity guard we use at home, and make it tight. On that point show nomercy. It should be. With the fingers of one hand, she took my left nipple and, like a surgeon, she put the edge of the knife at the base and, strangely, my body betrayed me: my nipples were completely erect! I said in my weakest voice muttering, "No, please don't hurt me!" Suddenly, lightning fast, Gabriela put the knife to my throat and also muttered: “Your first two lessons. First, always answer me as Mistress Gabriela and Ginger as Mistress Ginger, understand?" She started swinging the knife like a violin bow. ."I'M ENGAGED!"They both jumped up and hugged and kissed me. "Who's the lucky guy?" my dad asked with a laugh. It took about five or six minutes before we all calmed down enough that I could tell them how and where he popped the question. It was after one in the morning before we all went to bed. It was also the perfect excuse for dad to have Eileen spend the night since, 'he would worry about her on the road so late at night;' as if they needed an excuse.The next day I should have checked.