She was obviously a Nurse ... White blouse and shirt, white stockings, ridiculously high white heels. Absolutely zero undergarments ... no lines. She ...leaned over the bed and said, "Sisar kertoi minulle olette hereillä. Tarvitsetko vettä?" She held a glass and bendy straw.Hmm ... I don't think she'd be offering me Vodka ... but is it water? In for a penny ... in for a pound. I nodded.It was water. Odd taste though. I was asleep in seconds.Some time later, I awoke to a man leaning over my bed .... How could she do it! How could she wear such short cloth in front of me? She was aware of what she was doing inside me. My eyes were wide open, and my lips were apart.So she asked: What happened? You look like you saw a ghost! Hahaha!I closed my lips and then gulped a lump down my throat. I pushed my words out: No, bhabhi, not a ghost, heaven.Shobha laughed and juggled a lotion bottle and said: Hahaha! Heaven! I just thought of getting your wish come true.I was never this happy as I was then.. I mean, I think you have an amazing body, but I just never thought of you like that." Come on, Dad," she retorted. "I have the body of a 14 year old boy!" Oh, Dylan," I replied. "That's ... well ... let me put it this way." She laughed at my hesitation. "Dylan, you're just lean, not at all like Amber. But you have beautiful legs. You have a fantastic, tight butt. You don't have the biggest breasts." She snorted another laugh. "O.K., your breasts are pretty small. But it's just because you're so. Not good. Of course, we had stunk up Camden Yards pretty regularly lately, so maybe some foreign air would do us good.We had four more in Tampa Bay, then back home to Baltimore briefly to entertain Toronto for four games, and then on the road again, winding up the season in New York and Boston -- three games each.Tampa Bay, perhaps dispirited by their collapse in the second half, laid down and died for us, four straight. Meanwhile, Toronto lost three of four in Yankee Stadium, so our four wins.