They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.~Nikita Khrushchev~When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm be...ginning to believe it.~Clarence Darrow~Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.~Author unknown~Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.~John Quinton~Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign. She gave me a menu and a card what said "Get a blowjob with your meal for only 10 pesos extra." I picked up the card and asked the waitress who gave the blowjob. She said that she did, and it would start immediately if I wanted it before eating. Otherwise, I could have it done while I ate, or I could wait until after I was through eating. Well, I ain't never had a blowjob while I was eating, so I elected that option. Hell, it was her job, so I might as well take advantage of the unexpected. “I suspect there will be,” I added.There was. The creatures tried a variety of tactics from a large rush to waiting until we’d virtually stepped on them and from all directions too, including one trying to leap on us as we scrambled through a narrow gap in a series of cut stones that confirmed a civilisation had been here and was buried beneath us. Then they apparently gave up as the attacks ceased and we carried on towards what Arwen could only describe as a tower.Finally, on the tenth day I. James spent this half hour taking mental notes on negotiations for future use. Having no experience in these sorts of talks he was aware that in the future he must be more careful to consider his words in discussions like these. After all, should he ever swear an oath he planned on keeping it would certainly come back to bite him in the ass.Although James pause earlier was noticed by everyone, it was completely forgotten after the hot debating of Elder Gau and Dr Skay. James also wasn’t certain.