Every goddamn year it's the same. You're just getting home from grocery shopping, and you already feel like you might die of hypothermia.You reach the... door to the apartment complex, and open it stiffly. You can only describe the sight that meets you in the entrance hall as shocking. In the corner, ducked under the stairway are two young women. One of them is in the lap of the other. She looks to have passed out. The other girl is wide awake, and she looks into your eyes and starts to talk,. I answered it to hear Colt's voice with lots of noise in thebackground.Colt: "Matt, Kris needs you again."My eyes rolled: "What is it this time?" He's just got booked for DUI."The funny thing was I could hear Kris's voice in the background. "Oh ishe? Hope he sobers up and can make it back."The next voice I heard was Kris: "Having fun?" Yes, we are until you called." Don't wear Corey's ass out, Matt. I was calling to fuck with you." I haven't yet but it is still early. Bye Kris!"I hung up with. “Wow, Morgan. You’re kind of blowing your cover tonight, aren’t you? Now everyone will know you’re a stone-cold fox.”“Are you kidding? Three guys I have class with tried to have an intimate conversation with me and not one of them recognized me.”“I can imagine they’d want to be intimate. You aren’t leaving much to the imagination.”“My father would be scandalized.”“Did you say he was Tulalip?”“No. That’s my mother. Dad’s a stuffy professor over at SCU.”“Oh, my! Not Dr. Dennis!”“Yeah. You know. "Don't be silly," Mom explained, "they're silicone, not that that makes any difference to Tom when he's tit fucking them."I pretended to look shocked, but Linda laughed. "Your Pop got Darla off a rather awkward criminal charge a couple of years ago," Mom explained. "Tom didn't charge her a fee, but let's just say that she's still paying him off!" I nodded, I could see my father's point. Darla was a stunner.Mom logged off and took me into her bedroom. On a bureau table was a VCR player and in it.