“We can go in low and cover our heads with trays, but the trays would be in the kitchen, so we can’t get to them, but the medical staff might have... something, and they’ll surely protect us from the soda cans, but if he starts with the pudding, they won’t work, and we won’t be able to see the incoming pudding.”“Shhh!”“OK, OK, I’ll whisper.”“Quiet,” I whispered.By then, Ralph walked in with his helmet and shield. “I’ve got it. I go in first, then the three of you get behind me, and, Will, how come. The low rise of the futon meant Emma sat with her knees higher than her hips; her skirt sunk down, revealing she was again wearing stay-up tights.“Is that a part of your uniform?” I asked her.“Not exactly, although I managed to get away with it for all of today,” she answered.“And, if you got caught?”“I might have been sent home to get changed. But not before everyone started calling me a slut.”“Jeez, that bad? Surely not everyone?”“I suspect a few girls might have completely understood, and. One of my favorite things is to feel their love for one another. I want to help them feel that too. Sometimes Momma Donnie is afraid of losing Daddy’s love. She doesn’t understand that it can never happen. I want to help her understand that.All three of them smiled at me when I went into the room. They didn’t mind me being there. And they were interested in why I was there. After all, we kids never interrupt our parents when they are making love. It’s one of our rules.I said, “Could I talk to. REVENGE #6: A newly married couple moved into their new home. The next day, the woman asked her husband “Darling, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you please fix it?” The husband looked at his wife and said “What do I look like to you, Bob the Builder?” A few days later, the woman asked another favour from her husband “Honey, my car isn’t starting, can you drive me to the grocery store?” The husband looked at his wife and said “What do I look like to you, an Uber driver?” A.
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