"I like you in white" he said softly, "Like a virgin" A virgin with very damp panties on" I laughed,"Why are they damp?" You know why" I want you to t...ell me" Because of what you're going to do to me after dinner" And what might that be?" his eyes twinkled at me and we waited until the waiter brought our first courses,"I hope that you're planning on being extremely rude with me" I whispered,"But you're my mother!" It's never stopped you before" I grinned,"Stopped me from doing what mum?" From. “I had a look through the paper this morning and as far as I can tell… none of what happened yesterday, actually happened. Two men did not die at your house yesterday. Now I concede that on any given day this newspaper can be considered a worthless rag fit only to line the bottom of bird cages, but Jesus Craig… even these jerks couldn’t miss that story! What do you think is happening?” She leaned over and deftly swiped a piece of toast from my plate. I didn’t hesitate in telling her the truth.. “You can get your hair done, nails painted, a complete spa day,” he explained as he brought us inside. There were the traditional chairs of a normal barbershop, but the staff was naked or wearing white loincloths.There was a very exotic beauty that looked like Melania Trump with teased out hair and dark blue mascara noticed me. She was topless with nice jugs and wore only a soft white loin cloth between her legs. She smiled at me like I was fresh meat and told me in a Russian accent that the. He had been planning for this day since last week, finally getting a scheduled weekend free after being bogged down way to long with no days off from the warehouse in which he worked as a loader with no help until recently they hired two new guys, and was excited and eager about getting up and getting out the door, though his wife Sarah had awakened first. Their two boys were already dressed, wearing black swim shorts, a black t-shirt with cartoon like characters of The Intergalactic Space.