For years, while making love to my wife I would fantasize her making love to another man while I watched. One day while on our evening walk, she conf...essed to me that her old boyfriend had called her a few weeks back to catch up on old times. They had lost touch when he moved away and married. She had met him while still in high school. By this time she was working over night at one of the resorts in town and he was living in Washington. She said the calls were more and more frequent to the. "It should be an interesting evening."David wore a regular black tux, but Joe was decked out in Western formal wear: a highland frock coat over a red "Twin Cities" vest. The ladies were resplendent in slinky formal gowns. Little George wore a dark suit and red silk tie, which he hated. He'd pulled it loose, and then discovered he could twirl it like a propeller.They dined in candlelight, and the catered meal was as sensuous to the palate as the setting in which it was served. The wines were. It happened one evening, my hubby was not in town, and our families are in our natives. I went to shopping and was returning back home. It was getting dark and I could see that most of the buses to my area were full; taking chance I boarded a crowded bus. There was not even a place to pin point in the bus, is tood there in the middle of the bus. After the bus started to move I felt a hand on my ass, my one hand was on the ceiling rail and the other hand had the shopping bag. I thought it must. ..' Joe thought."Did I mention," The man replied to Joe's thought, "these tights are self-repairing." SOLD!" Joe exclaimed, not noting the apparent mind reading."Very well," the old man said, "I'll let you leave and then reopen the portal in one week at this precise time. Do NOT be late, understand?" Sure." Joe replied flatly."If you're not completely satisfied, I'll give you your money back then." the man stated.Joe's mind was in a daze as he walked out of the newly reopened portal, only to.