. I loved all the things on sale but when I was asked by a rather ‘sleazy’ male shop assistant if I ‘wanted any help’, things got rather embar...rassing, lol. Especially when he handed me a huge vibrating penis and asked me if it was ‘the sort of thing I was looking for’!! As you can imagine I went bright red and left in rather a hurry. But that story can wait for another time if anyone would like to hear – it’s funny now but at the time, omg.But anyway, once I was a little naughty and bought. .53 full stock Hawken flintlock and possibles bag between two liner poles: check. Check? I checked. I handled it lovingly. My own ... I’m not dreaming ... a rather severe pinch on my arm: check. I’m alive: check.Fuck!It looks like I’ve traded a 30 year old wife and three kids for a 16 year old wife and her 14 year old sister. Something I’d contemplated but never thought I’d succeed.So ... where am I? When am I? Where’s my truck?Shit! Time travel is possible! If there was ever a time when I. I thrust my tongue into her and she bucked and a squeak escaped from her lips.“Oh!” she gasped a few seconds later.Both girls had an orgasm about five minutes later, and then a second one a few minutes after that. My release followed, and I filled the rubber with cum, groaning into Patience’s pussy. The girls climbed off of me and sat on the bed cross-legged, smiling at me. I got up, walked to the desk, removed the rubber, and wrapped it in a tissue I took from a box on the desk. I dropped it. But I’m not like him.’ She was silent for a while, and when she spoke she said simply ‘No. You’re not.’ ‘So you never told me what your first impression was.’ He asked, cautiously. ‘And if you don’t want to say, that’s fine, I understand.’ She thought over it for several moments and then sighed, as if she were taking a risk by being honest. ‘Then again, your whole life has been a risk lately, hasn’t it?’ She thought to herself. ‘I thought you looked lonely.’ She said, offering no more. .