One of the guys popped up saying what the fuck have you got us into, That’s a fucking kid man.. In my defense I said “mister you don’...;t know me and I don’t know you so if you don’t judge me by my looks I won’t judge you.. Now I happen to be 18 years old and probably know more about sex than any of you.. True I only recently found out how much I love monster cocks and can’t get enough, I think Josh and his friend can attest to that.. Now I probably know. Maa – Nahin Nahin , Ghar main woh donon so rahe hai, koi aa gaya to problem ho jayegi.Uncle – Night lamp to jalata hoon.Maa – Jidd mat kar warna phir kal se upar nahin aaungi aur ghar main chodne bhi nahin doongi.Maa – Saale etne saalon se chodata aaya hai, etni raatein nanaga soya mere saath phir bhi dil nahin bhara kya tera??Aur jab bhi poona aaya tab din bhar to nangi he hoti hoon tere saath tuze khush karne ke liye.Uncle – Haan woh thick hai lekin tuze dekh ke hi naya josh chadh jaata. Aur. I sure as hell wasn’t going to have my Maserati anywhere near the movers. All of them dodge the Camry as if someone covered it in crap or something. I didn’t think about delivering takeout after turning eighteen, but I may go back to doing the bike messenger thing. That was a blast.”The old crone came over to say, “This is the criminal we have seen casing the neighborhood. He shouldn’t be able to get in here. Ours is a secure, gated neighborhood.”“Miss,” the cop said. “I should haul you and. "I need something." "Sure mom, what do you need." He is sort of in shock, as he hasn't seen you like this "Can you check in there and see if you can find my hair dryer."You make sure you sound casual as you go toward the bath, purposely exposing your ass to his view as you bend over to turn on the hot water. "Did you find it son?" You head back to him and get on your knees, showing off the cleavage. "I don't think its here mom." "Okay, well thank you sweetie" You give him a big hug and.