“Hell yeah, faggit! You pretty as fuck!”“Thanks, baby!”“Let’s go get in yo’ friend’s bed.”The 32 year-old sashayed to the master bed...room. Gary followed behind stroking his dick. “I’ma fuck the shit outta you.”“I can’t wait,” said Moonpie in his singsong voice as he crawled on the queen-sized bed.Gary pounced on the bottom. He shoved his hefty dick in the slut’s hole.“Owwwwww,” Moonpie cried.“Take it, gurl!”“Yes, sir! Oh my god!”“You know you like fuckin’ yo’ friend’s man.”“Yes I do,. If you don’t stink, if you treated him well, if you tipped him well, and if you didn’t demand that he participate in weird perverted sexual acts. So we’re talking like a 20% chance. That you are old, fat, and/or bald does not come into the equation. He has been with older. fatter, and balder guys than you. Your tiny dick is not a problem either, the size of your wallet matters more than the size of your dick. Besides, your boi is straight and your dick is nothing more than an inconvenience to. “And do you know what else?”This time she had me at a loss.“My friend from the other night is here with me.”I gulped so hard I’m sure she could hear it through the phone.“He’s been staring at my boobs so hard I think his eyes are going to pop out.”I struggled to find something to say.“Oh, now he’s getting a little bolder. Got his hands on me now, giving my tits a little squeeze. Mmmm, he’s pinching my nipples, making them nice and stiff.”She let out a sigh.“Now he’s sliding a hand down my. My own daughter was seventeen, but some thought she was over twenty.Anyway, this young woman wore a dark blue summer dress, sandals and had a white flower behind her right ear. Her black hair flowed down her back and when she turned towards me, green eyes shone behind round glasses. I returned to the menu and ordered the local fish with veggies and more wine.The family calmed down a bit and the noise became just a constant buzz in my ears. The daughter, like most teens was into her smartphone.