"Happy birthday Lisa sweetheart," She said putting her arms around me."Thank you mom." I responded quietly.She looked at me with sadness. I knew she'd... be going to work that day. "Honey, listen as much as I hate to do this to you on your birthday, I have to go to work today. This one case is so close to ending and well the firm needs me to do this."I understood my mother. I knew she worked hard to get us everything we had. "It's ok mom, I know you have to do your job. I'll see you tonight. ...god I am looking forward to that" laughed Carla"Well you have said Frank never does anything around the house....maybeit's time for a change" quipped Barbara."Rubber bondage sissy" quizzed Chrissie"Yes...I have a feeling you're going to love it" Yes I..I.....think I will love it" repeated Chrissie"Okaaaay.....Sissy Hooker?" Asked Jessica"Well I think we all know your husband is a prude, and a spendthrift.......time to spice things up" quipped Barbara.Red faced Wendy put her envelope back in. Before either of them could break the grips of the people trying to prevent the fight, a medium build male entered the main guild room. The walking contradiction of terms, low tech redneck with high tech rail gun and various high-tech gadgets, walked in with a smile on his face which quickly turned to confusion because of the mayhem in the room. After he adjusted his ‘Pork Eating Crusader’ ball cap, he yelled in his military command voice ‘AT EASE!’, and quickly stopped the breakout between. Intrigued the boys asked me loads of questions but I gave nothing away. Both Charlie and Jake begged and pleaded with me to allow them to come along too; I eventually laughed and said but I am not going anywhere. When mum came down with my trunks; I told her that I would not be needing them as I had explained to my friends I would not be going swimming and instead I would be have sex education. Mum blushed but said nothing; not even when I simply declared I was thirsty. She simply undid her.