If I wasa man, it would be obvious how turned on I was.“Come on Mel!” I didn’t want to. I didn’t have thesmoking hot body Clai...re had. I shyly took off myclothes and made my way to the water. “Whoo look atthat hot mama!” She yelled.“Gah shut up.” I laughed. Once in the water wesplashed each other, tackled each other and rolledaround in the shallow water. There were a group ofthree guys on the other side of the lake staring atus. “That’s. How many sexual relationships have you had: twenty?’ ‘Two.’ Her mom frowned but then smiled, ‘What daily?’ ‘In my brief venture into sexual relationships only two men have burrowed into my tunnel of love although not at the same time of course.’ ‘Your body must be screaming for it. How long did those relationships last?’ ‘Greg had his way with me for three years and after a gap Athol flitted between me and his wife for five years and since his wife broke up our subversive behavior, no guy has. July 8: Whew! Today has been quite a day, dear Diary, quite a day indeed! I think everybody in the whole world was out taking snapshots over the holiday weekend. We’ve been processing tons of pictures of picnics and water-skiers and the like. Late in the day, though, a batch of prints came through that were just out-of-sight! At first, I thought is just another boring backyard barbecue but then I noticed. I was so excited that I could hardly contain myself. I hurried home and pulled into the garage. My wife's car was there, so I knew that she was home. I got out of the car, removed my clothes and saw the blindfold by the door. I put it on and stood there, fully erect, I might add. a few moments later, the door opened and I heard my wife's sweet voice."Welcome home, Honey" she said with a great deal of excitement in her voice. "Let me help you inside."She took me by the arm and guided me into the.