Again no connection, so basically I was an only child. We lost both my parents while I was in San Diego. Their house exploded when a storm came up and... blew out the water heater pilot and the house filled with gas. When the electricity came back on after the storm and the furnace kicked in, the whole house was soon gone. The resulting fire partially cremated my parents while they were still in their bed. I went back for the funeral and met my brother and sister for one last time. Mom and Dad. "God, have you seen Tom's new facebook pictures?" Denise asked me. I crawled down to the bottom of the bed and lay beside her on my stomach. I looked at the screen to see Tom, the class hottie. He had blonde, spiked hair, tanned skin, six pack, you name it. He was gorgeous."I fucked him." Denise said."Really?" Yeah. He wasn't too bad. Not as good as Greg. Greg was dirtier." Was he? What did he do?" The furthest that he went with me was licking my asshole." Denise!" I gasped."What? It was really. I've never once suffered pizza and beer withdrawal symptoms on a camping trip.Just as I leaned back against my pack to relax and sip some soup, I heard first a 'Whoa!', then 'Ouch!', and ending with 'Oh, fuck!' coming from the rock formations behind me. I set my soup down and trotted up the path into the rocks. Around a tight bend I found a woman sitting on her butt and rubbing her ankle."Are you OK, Miss?" No, I'm not OK if you must know!" She appeared to be in pain or pissed or both. Probably. We sat on one end of the table with a love on each side of me. We were having some unusual eggs scrambled with fish eggs that had been soaked in wine. I guess this was some kind of super special breakfast, but plain scrambled eggs would have been fine.Jules asked me, “What happened to Sumi? She should have slipped into bed with us last night. I’m thinking that Mitsi probably wants her turn with the master of the house.”I told my two, “I’m sure the two will corner both of you together and.